- Blu Tack. fuck it's good. i cheaped out and bought some dodgy, sleazy white tac and REGRETTED EVERY MINUTE. this cheap imitation had a tendency to make posters/calendars/photos slide down the wall. main features include: bubble-gum consistency and lack of stickiness. i went and bought the real deal the other day. life has vastly improved.
- Grandma's biscuits. i arrived back in Canberra from home last night, with my bags full of 'em. they cheer me up and gain me weight. fantastico!
- Killing the spider hiding behind my novelty record this morning. i had a minor victory at approximately 9.30 this morning, when i found the (what appears to be) red back spider that has been sharing my room and haunting my dreams for the past few weeks. it had made a cosy little web-home behind my Richard Clayderman record, and i GOT IT GOOD. armed with only a CD case, i striked once, damaging the legs and rendering poor Spidey legally paralysed. i then proceeded to mercilessly damage Spidey's abdomen. brutal. why anyone would want to live behind Clayderman, i don't think i'll ever know.
- Receiving my parcel from Sticky full of zines. har har har. i sent $50 to sticky via PayPal about a week ago, and today picked up my very own parcel fullllllll of happiness!
this is sticky: http://www.stickyinstitute.com/
they are australia's greatest zine store, in melbourne. if you want to experience the joy that i did at approximately 9.50 this morning, you should get in contact.
also, if you're a zinester and haven't heard about these guys, get in contact and stock your stuff there. YEAH!!
this, my friends, is Richard Clayderman. it's not the exact record that i have but you get the idea. even though he makes the world want to puke, i guess he made a nice home for poor Spidey.
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